Having a blonde moment

November 27, 2006

I’ve never liked the above phrase, as I’ve met many many blondes who are extremely clever (not to mention good looking). However, the phrase does seem to describe the beginning of my working week.

I’ve spent the last week or so trying to implement a login authentication scheme for a small webapp I’m working on. You’d think it was simple, wouldn’t you? The biggest problem is that the LDAP/ADSI/IIS scheme that I was going to copy from a previous webapp is far too complex for a little webapp like mine. So I’m prevaricating between going back to square one (probably the easier option), or using a stripped down version of the old webapp.

I admit, learning new technology is simultaneously the greatest and worst parts of my job. It’s great because I’m still at an age when, just occasionally, new technology can be occasionally cool and interesting (eg. Dynamic webpage programming). It can also be frustrating and slow to learn (eg. AJAX, XML programming).

Hopefully by the end of this year I’ll have implemented a login authentication scheme that will work. Preferably before Santa Claus decides to fly by my house this year.

An overcast day in the neighbourhood

November 22, 2006

[WARNING: LONG RANT]
I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve come to the conclusion that my moods are definitely affected by the weather. The weather in Melbourne was either hot and humid, or rainy and overcast. I can recall the number of perfect cool and sunny days on the fingers of one hand. In my experience Tasmania, more often than not, has wonderful weather and even when it’s overcast it feels as though every dark cloud has a silver lining.

And then you get days like today.

I can’t pin down why I feel a bit down today. I think mostly it’s the cloudy depressing weather outside. The fact I’m sitting in an office with a window facing away from either a clear view of the mountain, or the river doesn’t help matters any.

And a new MP3 player that I’d ordered for my holiday got shipped to my home address (where my parents live) rather than my work address (where my colleagues would understand why I bought it). My parents will probably give me a hard time about it and rag me for “wasting money”. **Groan**

I don’t spend money on luxury items anymore - all of the money I do spend goes into my normal living expenses. But, as my parents are wont to do, if they think I’ve made a mistake they’ll always verbally kick me to the ground and beat on me mercilessly. And conveniently ignore all the other positive facts to the contrary. I love both my parents, but I’m really really sick and tired of that aspect of our relationship. Mark it down to me getting older, less impatient and more cynical as I mature. And the fact that I’m making frustratingly slow headway at work on a LDAP-related login issue, despite my best efforts, is compiling matters.

But I think mostly, it’s anxiety about my Rottnest Island holiday. I’ve never been on a ‘real’ holiday before to a real holiday destination. Normally I hate them - you have to be sociable and friendly all the time (which I admit I’m not always). And there’s an unspoken expectation that you also have to be a party animal that loves illicit one night stands, alcohol, drugs and the occasional punch-up. And I don’t like any of those things.

My ideal holiday is a nice relaxing walk through beautiful scenery, and a chance to soak in the atmosphere of the place. It’s one of the reasons why I love Tassie so much. If I want to relax, it’s only a short 15-minute walk to Constitution Dock to gaze at the Derwent River. When I was in Melbourne, a view like that would’ve cost several hundred dollars in Airplane tickets.

I’ve just gotta hang in there and wait until the mood passes. I always have a tendency to take the smallest mental niggle and blow it out of all proportion. So hopefully a workout at the gym will help a lot - physical activity is great for battling minor depression or stress. And hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.

No rubber chicken

November 21, 2006

I forgot to write-up how the presentation went. Much to my surprise, it wasn’t an overt attempt by either IBM or ISW to shill their products to a sceptical audience. There was actually a good focus on the technical side of the applications in the latter half of the presentation - for which I was extremely grateful. They certainly did a good job of getting hardened IT Developers moderately interested in their product. I think the presenters can go home after last Tuesday knowing they did a good job.

These types of presentations are important because Tasmania is such a geographically isolated place. We don’t get regular exposure or access to the latest technology all that easily. So presentations like these are incredibly important in guaging what other International companies are doing.

What was most interesting is to see IBM’s Championing of Open-Source finally trickling down to their marketing department. As a result, there’s been a huge 180-degree change to their approach. They’ve gone from publicising the benefits of a closed-proprietary IT environment, to selling the benefits of integrating multiple applications. And if you were a Microsoft-hater, you would’ve loved the 30-minute long demolition of Microsoft products that one of the presenters did.

They’re still marketers selling a product, and I honestly don’t think that they personally give a damn either way, providing the thing works and they get paid. Nevertheless, it’s nice to see such a positive change in attitude…for however long it lasts.

Bring your suit and tie…and a really big mouth

I’ve never considered myself all that great at presentations. I can speak clearly, but I don’t have that innate ability to judge audience reaction - something that all great speakers have in abundance. So it’s with some trepidation that I agreed to do a presentation on a web application for IT Development that I’ve been working on for the past three months.

I’m doubly nervous, because this is the first web-application I’ve ever worked on. So I’ve done my best to temper everyone’s expectations - “We need feedback from the other IT Developers”, “The final product will look very different from this depending on everyone else’s feedback”. I’ve found that presentation and layout aren’t my initial strongsuits. I have a tendency to focus on getting the backend functionality right first, before focusing on the front-end appearance. My rationale is there’s not much point in having a pretty-looking interface if your program is blowing up in your face once every ten seconds.

Yes, it’s only a very brief presentation for colleagues, and will probably go for ten (hopefully short) minutes. But that still doesn’t stop me from feeling a serious case of stagefright. I put on my resume application for this job that I have good communication skills - more than ever I believe this to be absolutely true for real-life client and colleague interactions.

But a presentation? That’s a whole new ballgame.

Neil Gaiman - Weaving worlds and confounding the unbelievers

November 16, 2006

Neil Gaiman - one of my favourite authors, who has one of my favourite blogs. I’ve read all of his Sandman comics (thank you Glenorchy Library!). Brilliant brilliant work that affected me deeply. Like Lord of the Rings, it came along at the right time in my life.

I realise that not everyone is going to understand or enjoy his works. But there’s a huge difference between criticising his latest literary creation and indulging in character assasination - which is precisely what this review in AICN’s A$$holes comics column does.

OK, it’s time someone said it and it might as well be me. Your version of THE ETERNALS is about as exciting as a piece of burnt toast. I mean, really. What the hell is going on with you? You’re supposed to be a good writer. No, scratch that, you’re supposed to be a great writer. I mean, if I’m supposed to believe your legions of SANDMAN fans you’re practically the poet laureate of the comic book industry. Now me, personally, I never got what was so great about you. I tried…really I did. I picked up the first SANDMAN trade and, well, I have to say I was more than underwhelmed. Let’s face it…I was straight out bored. But I accepted that SANDMAN probably wasn’t my cup of tea or maybe it was just too “over my head” and I went on with being one of the few unwashed masses that didn’t think SANDMAN was the best thing since Twizzlers. Which is fine. Other people appreciated your work and I think that’s great. Obviously your writing touched some hearts out there and you built yourself a reputation for having brought some sort of enlightenment to the field of comic books. Super. Great. Fantastic.

And I’ve been willing to accept for years that you are one of comicdom’s greatest writers. That your SANDMAN work is to be considered one of the great comic works of all time. That you brought something to the field of comics that few, if any, creators of comic books have ever been able to do. Once again, that’s fantastic stuff. Bravo! You’ve achieved success that many crave and that few will ever be able to reach! You’ve inspired the likes of Tori Amos to write introductions for your trade paperback collections and given a whole new generation of Goths a reason to keep dying their hair black while applying generous amounts of eyeliner. Excellent!

But, Mr. Gaiman, I have a serious question for you: what have you done for us lately?

That wasn’t a good review of Eternals. It was an excuse for a Gaiman-hating comics reviewer to bash every single work that Neil Gaiman has ever written. This type of article may be acceptable on Message Forums. I don’t believe it passes muster as a review. Granted, I didn’t enjoy Eternals #1 either - so much so that I didn’t read any further. But there’s a huge difference between reviewing a comic, and indulging in an internet-inspired bashing of an author’s work.

Let’s contrast that, to this review of Martian Manhunter by Ambush Bug -

There are many theories as to why the Martian Manhunter is not as popular a character as Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, and even Plastic Man. J’onn J’onzz has been around for ages, has had multiple miniseries and series, he’s usually a solid cast member in the JLA, so why the hell isn’t he a hotter character? Some think it has to do with his alien look, but that’s not the case. J’onn J’onzz basically looks like a cross between the Hulk and Superman and both characters have iconic status. It’s not because he’s green. That’s not the reason why. I have a theory. And I’ve waited until the fourth issue of this series to tell it to the world.

The reason J’onn J’onzz isn’t as popular as he could be is because of one thing…

…it’s because of his tiny, little speedo Martian Man-pants.

Fans of comic bookdom aren’t comfortable with male nudity. For the most part, they aren’t shaped like these muscle-bound heroes that fight and fly across the panels. They’re of the flabbier sort. If they were to try some Martian Man-Pants on, there’d be quite a bit of cupcake action going on, if ya know what I’m saying. We as fans don’t want to see a seven foot Martian walking around like he’s on the French Riviera. Some of us are short people. If Mr. J’onzz were to walk up to us, it’d be more than a little uncomfortable since his Martian Man-junk would be a bit too close to eye level. And that would suck. Speedos suck. Ever been on a beach and a guy in a speedo walks by? He’s ridiculed. He’s mocked. He’s envied a little. And he’s basically the guy at the beach everyone wishes to be washed out at high tide or to step on a jellyfish. J’onn J’onzz, Martian Man-pants Wearer, sucks.

Great opening paragraphs, and also touched on a very good reason why you won’t ever see Martian Manhunter in a big motion picture flick. Get rid of the speedos. Then call Hollywood.

I’ll continue to read AICN COmics, because most of their regular reviewers write good reviews. Which is why an oddly written review like Eternals stands out.

Charging the battlements in suit and tie

November 13, 2006

I’ve been invited to a three-quarter-day presentation on Lotus Notes. The cynical incentive is that a free lunch will be provided (as usual). My blase’ attitude towards these types of presentations is one of the reasons why I’m convinced that being a manager is not the career track for me. Presentations like these, where men and women in suit and tie drone on in the latest corporate-speak, and IT Managers become incredibly excited by the sexy corporate-talk, bore me to tears.

I derive my greatest enjoyment from actually working on design, development and testing IT projects. The management aspect only interests me insofar as how it impacts on an IT Projects delivery times. As a result of that attitude, I find these types of Corporate Presentations a complete and total waste of time.

I keep on repeating to myself - “It’s only half-a-day, from 9:30am til 1pm. Think of it as a working holiday.”. The truth is, I love my work a lot, and I’d much rather be at work grappling with an interesting challenging problem than attending a corporate shindig at which Corporate presenters try to bedazzle IT Managers with the latest sexy Corporate speak.

I’m not looking forward to Tuesday. Oh please, let this mundanity and blandness be quick…

Good article on US Midterms 2006

Although I’m registered with the NY Times, I haven’t visited them since they implemented their subscription-only model. Nevertheless, this is a terrific article on the 2006 elections that shouldn’t be missed.

You’ll have to register to read it, but it’s certainly worthwhile. Whether you’re a Liberal or a Conservative, Karl Rove’s Divide and Conquer politics has had a horrifying effect on US political discourse. We’ve seen the after-effects here in Australia as well, in the disgusting bilge written by Andrew Bolt and Piers Akerman.

Here’s an excerpt:

As recently as April 2005, hard as it is to believe now, Mr. Allen was chosen in a National Journal survey of Beltway insiders as the most likely Republican presidential nominee in 2008. Political pros saw him as a cross between Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush whose “affable” conservatism and (contrived) good-old-boy persona were catnip to voters. His Senate campaign this year was a mere formality; he began with a double-digit lead.

That all ended famously on Aug. 11, when Mr. Allen, appearing before a crowd of white supporters in rural Virginia, insulted a 20-year-old Webb campaign worker of Indian descent who was tracking him with a video camera. After belittling the dark-skinned man as “macaca, or whatever his name is,” Mr. Allen added, “Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia.”

The moment became a signature cultural event of the political year because the Webb campaign posted the video clip on YouTube.com, the wildly popular site that most politicians, to their peril, had not yet heard about from their children. Unlike unedited bloggorhea, which can take longer to slog through than Old Media print, YouTube is all video snippets all the time; the one-minute macaca clip spread through the national body politic like a rabid virus. Nonetheless it took more than a week for Mr. Allen to recognize the magnitude of the problem and apologize to the object of his ridicule. Then he compounded the damage by making a fool of himself on camera once more, this time angrily denying what proved to be accurate speculation that his mother was a closeted Jew. It was a Mel Gibson meltdown that couldn’t be blamed on the bottle.

Mr. Allen has a history of racial insensitivity. He used to display a Confederate flag in his living room and, bizarrely enough, a noose in his office for sentimental reasons that he could never satisfactorily explain. His defense in the macaca incident was that he had no idea that the word, the term for a genus of monkey, had any racial connotation. But even if he were telling the truth — even if Mr. Allen were not a racist — his non-macaca words were just as damning. “Welcome to America and the real world of Virginia” was unmistakably meant to demean the young man as an unwashed immigrant, whatever his race. It was a typical example of the us-versus-them stridency that has defined the truculent Bush-Rove fearmongering: you’re either with us or you’re a traitor, possibly with the terrorists.

As it happened, the “macaca” who provoked the senator’s self-destruction, S. R. Sidarth, was not an immigrant but the son of immigrants. He was born in Washington’s Virginia suburbs to well-off parents (his father is a mortgage broker) and is the high-achieving graduate of a magnet high school, a tournament chess player, a former intern for Joe Lieberman, a devoted member of his faith (Hindu) and, currently, a senior at the University of Virginia. He is even a football jock like Mr. Allen. In other words, he is an exemplary young American who didn’t need to be “welcomed” to his native country by anyone. The Sidarths are typical of the families who have abetted the rapid growth of northern Virginia in recent years, much as immigrants have always built and renewed our nation. They, not Mr. Allen with his nostalgia for the Confederate “heritage,” are America’s future. It is indeed just such northern Virginians who have been tinting the once reliably red commonwealth purple.

Though the senator’s behavior was toxic, the Bush-Rove establishment rewarded it. Its auxiliaries from talk radio, the blogosphere and the Wall Street Journal opinion page echoed the Allen campaign’s complaint that the incident was inflated by the news media, especially The Washington Post. Once it became clear that Mr. Allen was in serious trouble, conservative pundits mainly faulted him for running an “awful campaign,” not for being an awful person.

The macaca incident had resonance beyond Virginia not just because it was a hit on YouTube. It came to stand for 2006 as a whole because it was synergistic with a national Republican campaign that made a fetish of warning that a Congress run by Democrats would have committee chairmen who are black (Charles Rangel) or gay (Barney Frank), and a middle-aged woman not in the Stepford mold of Laura Bush as speaker. In this context, Mr. Allen’s defeat was poetic justice: the perfect epitaph for an era in which Mr. Rove systematically exploited the narrowest prejudices of the Republican base, pitting Americans of differing identities in cockfights for power and profit, all in the name of “faith.”

Perhaps the most interesting finding in the exit polls Tuesday was that the base did turn out for Mr. Rove: white evangelicals voted in roughly the same numbers as in 2004, and 71 percent of them voted Republican, hardly a mass desertion from the 78 percent of last time. But his party was routed anyway. It was the end of the road for the boy genius and his can’t-miss strategy that Washington sycophants predicted could lead to a permanent Republican majority.

What a week this was! Here’s to the voters of both parties who drove a stake into the heart of our political darkness. If you’ll forgive me for paraphrasing George Allen: Welcome back, everyone, to the world of real America.

Yes indeed, welcome back to the real world, America. Welcome back!

The kind of Boss I don’t want to work for

I think it’s fair to say this is the kind of Boss I don’t want to work for:

having been an employer of 89 people for many years there are 2 pionts to this arguement from an employers perspective the first yes you do get to screw the workers you dont like where you could not before and alot of it does come down to personality conflicts. i personally never cared whether i had a good worker or not if his personality was not right for the work place i would get rid of him and wear the costs. Now there is no costs. is that fair not really but its life.secondly if a boss knows the financial and family situation of the employees you know whether or not you can beat them to the ground in a contract or whether you have to be fair. i always took a personal interest in my employee’s for these reason’s but i also rewarded those i felt deserved it. personally i would never employ a worker that i knew voted liberal because to me that person had aspirations of being wealthy and therefore out of my control and that is not good for a boss but i would also never employ someone who was not in debt to the eyeballs either as those without debt take more sick days as they can afford it. the bottom line is if you dont want to be screwed to the wall dont let yourself get into the situation where you can be

What a jerk. And this is typical of managers in Australia. No wonder our country is so screwed. Reading this kind of diatribe makes me feel genuinely sorry for the next generation of young workers desperately trying to find employment in the workforce. So you’re going to get hired in Australia only if you’re a pretty face? No wonder why our best young workers are finding work in Europe and the US - it’s because our managers can’t tell the difference between good workers and bad ones!

I feel genuinely blessed that (with two notable exceptions) I’ve had some good managers over the years that I’ve been in the IT Industry. And thank god I never had to work under a boss with that kind of attitude. An idiot like that wouldn’t last 10 seconds in IBM’s work environment. It’s quality that counts - treating people with contempt doesn’t get the work done and it doesn’t win any business allies either.

P.S. To the idiot that wrote that sickening diatribe. Get a better attitude and respect for your fellow human beings, and please learn how to spell. I’m amazed that someone with such poor English grammar is remotely capable of even running a business.

Reflections on the Dark Shrub

November 9, 2006

I’ve spent more time on the internet than usual, both yesterday and today, commiserating and mostly celebrating at the resignation of Rumsfield and the slap in the face that George Bush received during the Midterm elections.

There’s been a sea-change in the Democrats. To win the midterm elections, the Democrats had to field candidates with a more conservative outlook. Particularly in regards to being tougher on illegal immigration. In many ways the ‘New’ Democrats have shifted to the right. There quite literally isn’t any difference in idealogical outlook between the current Democrats and the ‘Old’ Republican party.

I always saw the Republican party as the home of ‘Small Government’, and the rights of the individual over the power of the state. A shrine for conservative American values of small enterprise and capitalism. The Bush Administration’s policies are as far from true Republican values as you can get - not just with its expansionist policies into Iraq (which diverge from the traditionally Republican isolationist policies), but also its emphasis on corrupt Big Government spending.

Unlike right-wing shills like Rush Limbaugh or Alan Jones, I don’t see this as a ‘defeat’ for the Republican party. On the contrary, the Midterm result is a great great opportunity for the Republican Party to focus on its core values that Bush and his cronies have completely ignored. This is a warning from potential Republican voters, for the party to focus on its ‘true’ core values, and not to give into the rampant idealogical corruption that has plagued this current Administration. Hopefully the Republican party will heed the call.

Ding dong. The b*****d’s gone!

November 8, 2006

Donald Rumsfield quits after election rout.

YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve always tried my best to be a political agnostic - but Bush and his cronies have done just as much harm to the reputation of the Republican party as to the US. It’s sad to see a political party that once represented good American values being corrupted into assisting in horrors such as Abu Ghraib.

So it’s with great pleasure that I hail the resignation of Donald Rumsfield. As the prime architect of the war in Iraq, he has to shoulder much of the blame for the debacle that the war has (unfortunately) become. Good riddance to bad rubbish.